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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A: A stick.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?

A: Ghoul keeper.

Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food?

A: Cheerios!

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: When is a baby good at basketball?

A: When it’s dribbling!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one!

Q: How do baseball players stay cool?

A: They sit next to the fans.

Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A: Your breath!

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A: A bat!

Q: What is an insects favorite sport?

A: Cricket!

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