Jokes & Riddles: Animals

Q: How do rabbits travel?

A: By hareplane!

Q: What do whales like to chew?

A: Blubber gum.

Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?

A: A spelling bee.

Q: What kind of food does a racehorse eat?

A: Fast food.

Q: How do you fix a broken gorilla?

A: With a monkey wrench.

Q: Why should you never tell a secret to a pig?

A: Because he’ll squeal!

Q: What is the most valuable fish?

A: Goldfish.

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A: A box of quackers.

Q: Why does a hummingbird hum?

A: It doesn’t know the words.

Q: Why shouldn’t you play cards in the jungle?

A: Because of all the cheetahs.

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