Jokes & Riddles: Food

Q: What do you call a stolen yam?

A: A hot potato.

Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?

A: A Brussels’ scout

Q: Do You Know How To Make Ground Beef Chili?

A: Put It In The Freezer!

Q: What’s Worse Than Finding A Worm In Your Apple?

A: Finding Half A Worm!

Q: How Do You Make A Strawberry Shake?

A: Take Him To A Horror Movie!

Q: What Is The Easiest Way To Make A Banana Split?

A: Cut It In Half!

Q: What Kind Of Nuts Give You A Cold?

A: Cashew Nuts!

Q: Why Did The Boy Throw Butter Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See A Butterfly!

Q: What Is The Difference Between A Fish And A Piano?

A: You Can’t Tuna Fish!

Q: What Does The Invisible Man Drink At Snacktime?

A: Evaporated Milk!