Jokes & Riddles: Math

Q: How is the moon like a dollar?

A: They both have 4 quarters.

Q: How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?

A: Only one, after that the basket is not empty.

Q: What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?

A: 24 cents.

Q: Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?

A: At a yard sale.

Q: If you take three apples from five apples, how many do you have?

A: You have three apples.

Q: Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?

A: They need to be changed.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: Your age.

Q: What did one math book say to the other math book?

A: Wow, have I got problems!

Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?

A: Otherwise it would be a foot.

Q: It happens once in a minute, twice in a week, and once in a year? What is it?

A: The letter ‘e’.