Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick!
Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper!
Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food?
A: Cheerios!
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Q: When is a baby good at basketball?
A: When it’s dribbling!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans!
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
Q: What is an insects favorite sport?
A: Cricket!